Alchohol Warnings

Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Posted by Break from Sanity @ 5:09 PM

The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode .