Men just can't win....

Monday, September 18, 2006
Posted by Break from Sanity @ 12:34 AM

• If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

• If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.

• If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off you butt and find something better.

• If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a promotion ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

• If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

• If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.

[Sighs]

We just can't win..... [chuckles]


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