He Said, She Said

Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Posted by Break from Sanity @ 7:13 PM

Words Women Use / Say and what they really mean:

1.) FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “fine”.

4.) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever:
Is a women’s way of saying SCREW YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “what’s wrong,” and for the woman’s response to that, refer to # 3.

10.) CAN’T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way I’m going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, ever again.

11.) I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
… without you in it.

12.) DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven’t had a fight in a while.

13.) NO, PIZZA’S FINE.
… you cheap slob!

14.) I JUST DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don’t want you as a boyfriend now.

15.) I DON’T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can’t believe you have nothing planned.

16.) COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.

17.) I LIKE YOU, BUT…
I don’t like you.

18.) OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
… just not in that way.

19.) YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.

20.) WE’RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I’m not pursuing this relationship until I am positive I can’t do any better than you.

21.) I’LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I’m ready, but I’m going to make you wait because I know you will.

22.) I NEED NEW SHOES.
The other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade.

23.) I HEARD A NOISE.
I noticed you were almost asleep.

24.) DO YOU LOVE ME?
I'm going to ask for something expensive.

25.) HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME?
I did something today you're really going to hate.

26.) IT'S YOUR DECISION.
The correct decision should be obvious by now.

26.) YOU'RE SO MANLY.
You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

27.) THIS KITCHEN IS SO INCONVIENENT.
I want a new house.

28.) DO YOU LIKE THIS RECIPE?
It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.

29.) I'M SORRY.
You'll be sorry!

30.) I WAS WRONG.
Not as wrong as you!

31.) ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
Too late, you're dead!



What a Man says and what he REALLY means....

1.) I’M HUNGRY.
I’m hungry

2.) I’M TIRED.
I’m tired

3.) DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?
I’d eventually like to have sex with you

4.) CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?
I’d eventually like to have sex with you

5.) WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
I’d eventually like to have sex with you

6.) CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?
I’d eventually like to have sex with you

7.) NICE DRESS!
Nice cleavage!

8.) YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE.
I want to fondle you

9.) "LET'S TALK"
I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then we can get down to business

10.) "WHAT'S WRONG"
I don’t see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

11.) YOU LOOK UPSET.
I guess sex tonight is out of the question

12.) "I LOVE YOU, TOO"
Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!

13.) YES, I LOVE YOUR NEW HAIRSTYLE.
I liked it better before

14.) YES, YOUR HAIRCUT LOOKS GOOD.
$50 and it doesn’t even look different!

15.) I LIKED THE FIRST DRESS YOUR TRIED ON BETTER.
Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go!

16.) "WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

17.) "I'M GOING FISHING"
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

18.) "LET'S TAKE YOUR CAR"
"Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas."

19.) "MY WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME"
"She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

20.) "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
"I have no idea how it works."

21.) "I'M GETTING MORE EXECISE LATELY"
"The batteries in the remote are dead."

22.) "I GOT A LOT DONE"
"I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture."

23.) "HONEY, WE DON'T NEED MATERIAL THINGS TO PROVE OUR LOVE."
"I forgot our anniversary again."

24.) "THAT'S WOMEN'S WORK"
"It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

25.) "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS"
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

26.) "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

27. "I HEARD YOU"
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

28. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
"I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

29. "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

30. "I MISSED YOU"
"I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

31. "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WEHRE WE ARE."
"No one will ever see us alive again."

32. "I DON'T NEED TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS."
"I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

33. "I'LL TAKE YOU TO A FANCY RESTARAUNT."
Someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."



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Memories

Thursday, January 18, 2007
Posted by Break from Sanity @ 12:49 PM

Memories......

One such is Korea, seems like so far away....has it really been 17 years ago when I was in Korea?

I think I was, what...hmmm, 19 or 20 years old here in this picture.

Yes, I realize that is not regulation head gear, not unless the Army adpoted No Beer, No Work" as normal head gear for soldiers. [chuckles]

Ungh, do you realize I could drink most adults under the table and then some at age 19 just from being in Korea? There was not that much to do when your base is so close to the DMZ and out in the boonies. At 20 years old, after I got back to the States, my next duty station ended up being Fort Campbell, KY and I met up with a buddy of mine that just got back from Turkey...between the both of us, we drank 13 pitchers of beer.

2nd Infantry Division.

Man I was so proud to wear that patch, it was like a badge of honor.

I guess it was party cause I am part Indian myself, it felt like fate I suppose.

Ah, too funny, ran across someone from the Silver Star Outlaws in Korea, seems this person built a website for those in '97. I can probably add pictures from my day in '90, by the way, I had 2 names, "Roo" and "Shutterbug". I was always taking pictures...[chuckles]

Silver Star Outlaws was a Korean Bar outside of Camp Casey (pictured above), which was about 2 hours east of where I was stationed at Camp Edwards. The Korean city was Dongducheon, or commonly referred to us as, the TDC.

Hmmm, doing a little searching ran me into a few more Silver Star Outlaw member sites, Brians' page has some pics of the bar and a few Silver Star Outlaws.

Definately a special group. A home away from home.

Hmmm, doing a little more research seeing if I can find more pictures on the net to show you, found that Camp Edwards seems to have been closed and given back to South Korea.

Well, I will see if I can dig up some of the "interesting" pictures of what soldiers do when off duty...and post some of them. [laughs]

Meanwhile head on over to my Tenant and go check out her blog.

Go on, you know your curious...c'mon click it.....

Need to make sure she gets her moneys worth and I do so try......

What is wrong with some people....

Monday, January 15, 2007
Posted by Break from Sanity @ 3:27 AM

It's been awhile and I decided to check out who is coming and going through my blog on sitemeter when I ran across this "search" that brought up my blog....why I have no idea....


Referring URL: http://www.google.co...g daughters privates
Search Engine: google.com
Search Words: caught neighbor boy kissing daughters privates

Was it because I have a daughter (Drama Queen) and I talk about her? Where the kissing and privates came from I don't know...but....ungh...do not come here please.

Thank you google for making my post sound raunchy and sexual...ungh.
I looked at what the search brought up and this is what google cached on my post:


Taking a Sanity Break: December 2006
I have seen little boys kiss a girl on a cheek, I have seen two little girls ... and responsibilities on children who know that their privates are for going ...
breakinsanity.blogspot.com/2006_12_01_breakinsanity_archive.html - 95k -

Way to make what I was writing sound sexual about children....[sighs]

Well here is an interesting one:


Referring URL: http://search.blogge...=blg&q=sexual sanity
Search Engine: search.blogger.com
Search Words: sexual sanity

Hmm that was a search done through Blogger itself, which brought up this post from my blog:


Taking Politically Correct too far
21 Dec 2006 by Break from Sanity
The incident was described as "sexual harassment" on the school form. School officials consider a student's age and ... Fifteen of those suspensions were for sexual harassment. ... Children do not think of sexual harrassment, adults do. ...

Interesting what mixes of words will bring up.

What else can I find people searching for that come up with my blog.......

Hmmm, this one I can fully understand:


Referring URL http://www.google.co...c &btnG=Search&meta=
Search Engine google.com.au
Search Words lower back sores after chiropractic

Since I did a few detailed posts and charts on what has happened to my back (I am still recovering) and how much pain I was in, I feel for you (person searching) if you are going through problems with your back. It is nothing to take lightly. You take for granted bending over to put on or tie your shoes...until you can't.

Hmm, a few minor news searches on "leg buckling" (related to what I wrote about my back problem) and another news search on a Walmart break in, related to an earlier posting I wrote probably about shopping at Walmart during Christmas.

Other searches noticed:

Luxury yachts: Oh boy, you picked the wrong section. I have a plastic toy boat though if you really want one....

Dance fads of the 1970s: Ummm, that would be DISCO. C'mon, you know you want to sing it....IN THE NAVY....or how about ....MACHO MACHO MAN...[chuckles]


[Rolling on the floor laughing at the moment.....]

Bengay smell: Ok, c'mon...you were searching for a Bengay SMELL? Scratch and Sniff? [laughs]

TAKING ME FOR STUPID: Yes, that is exactly how the search was typed out, and it looks to be that the searcher was ANGRY. Funny thing is, my blog post was 1st up on the hit that search got. [chuckles]

Save me from stupidity: Funny, same post as the "TAKING ME FOR STUPID" search came up number one again.

I should check out who is out there searching and hitting my blog. Makes for a quick chuckle here and there.