Alchohol Warnings

Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Posted by Break from Sanity @ 5:09 PM

The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode .

Work Christmas Party Coming Soon

Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Posted by Break from Sanity @ 1:56 PM

It has come to that time of year again, where the bosses put together the Annual Christmas Party, and this time around it will be at Shula's Steak House.

I decided to tantalize your taste buds with what this particular place has to offer in the way of food....


Appetizers and Soups

Jumbo Lump Crab Cakes

French Onion Soup

Flash Fried Lobster Tail

Blackened Tenderloin Tips

Steak Tartare

Barbecued Shrimp

Oysters Rockefeller

Lobster Bisque

Stone Crabs

Chilled 1/2 Maine Lobster

Shrimp Cocktail

Blue Point Oysters


Salads

The Wedge

Tomato & Fresh Mozzarella Chop Salad

Beefsteak Tomato & Gorgonzola Salad

Caesar Salad


The SHULA CUT® Steaks

Steak Mary Anne

12 Oz. Filet Mignon

16 Oz. New York Strip

32 Oz. Prime Rib

24 Oz. Porterhouse

48 Oz. Porterhouse

22 Oz. Cowboy Steak

20 Oz. Kansas City Strip


Other Entrees

French Cut Chicken Breast

Florida Red Snapper

Mahi Mahi

Salmon

Jumbo Lump Crab Cakes

Twin Cold Water Lobster Tails

Surf & Turf

3 to 4 lb Maine Lobster

Lamb Loin Chops

16 Oz. Prime Rib Au Jus

24 Oz. Prime Rib Au Jus


Sides

Sauteed Mushrooms

Asparagus Grilled or Steamed Broccoli with Hollandaise Sauce

Spinach Creamed or Sauteed

Crab Mac & Cheese

Jumbo Baked Potato

Hashbrown Potatoes

Potato Skins

Steak Fries

Double Baked Potato

Lobster Mashed Potatoes


Desserts

Häagen-Dazs Sorbet

Chocolate Seven Layer Cake

Molten Lava Chocolate Cake

Chocolate Souffle

Creme Brulee

Key Lime Pie

Cheesecake

Apple Cobbler

Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream


Suddenly I am very, very hungry.

STEAK! Not JUST steak, but DAMN GOOD STEAK!!

**Drools**